comfort-stuck:

CG: OKAY WELL LET’S THINK ABOUT THIS LITTLE FUCKING SITUATION WE’VE GOT FOR A SECOND.

CG: CLEARLY IF YOU STOPPED LIKING HER REALLY FAST THEN YOU PROBABLY DON’T HAVE MUCH CHEMISTRY.

CG: ASSUMING SHE DOES ASK YOU OUT AGAIN, I’D ADVISE GOING AGAINST THE CLEAR NON-EXISTENT ATTRACTION HERE.

CG: USING MY EXTENSIVE ENCYCLOPEDIA CLASS KNOWLEDGE ON THE ART OF ROMANCE, I THINK LYING TO HER IS PROBABLY WORSE THAN REJECTING HER.

CG: IF I WERE DATING YOU I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE ALL FLUSHED FOR YOU WHILE YOU’RE JUST PRETENDING, BECAUSE THAT PUTS US IN A REALLY ROUGH SPOT WHENEVER I DO FIND OUT THAT YOU JUST DIDN’T WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD- WHICH, INEVITABLY, I PROBABLY WOULD.

CG: ULTIMATELY IT’S YOUR DECISION, BUT IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER SHE MOST LIKELY WILL FIND OUT WHETHER YOU TELL HER OR NOT.

CG: IT’S HARD TO REJECT SOMEONE WHEN YOU’D FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, BUT BOTH ROUTES WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY LEAD TO CONFLICT. IF YOU BREAK IT TO HER GENTLY I’M SURE SHE, IN ALL PROBABILITY, WON’T BE AS UPSET AND WILL GET OVER IT QUICKLY.